Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you *know* Jeff Gordon's gonna die

I overdrew on my checking account. F*ck. And now I'm on hold w/ the bank to ask why my overdraft coverage isn't working. I don't want to be charged $66 in fees...especially when I don't have $66. So here's what I did (I'm such an a**hole): I called the main banking number and claimed that a teller at the bank had given me incorrect information re: linking my checking account to my credit card (b/c as it turns out for overdraft protection it's actually linked to my savings account, which is empty). So I start raising my voice (not yelling, but I'm definitely giving an attitude) about how I shouldn't be charged for their employee's mistake (which never really happened) and then I ask to speak to the manager. After a little complaining and reprimanding of the Bank of America family as a whole for poor customer service, the manager agrees to reverse my fees and I'm no longer in the negatives (those damn red numbers!) And this is not the first time I've done something like this. I don't know why I would admit to all of that, but seeing as how I'm pure evil, I find it kind of funny.
On another note, my new favorite show is Reno 911. It's hilarious.
R.